I haven't been writing because I've been fucking planning. My baby turned three on December 11th. My birthday is December 13th (I know, no one cares). Before this party, he had only had small gatherings at home with his dad and I. This year, I finally felt like he was ready and that he would … Continue reading The Pordee…
So I got yaw in! Most of you will stick around, (thank you) some of you will fade away (it happens to the best of us) but at least we made it here. In the first few posts I talked about something that I thought was funny. At one point in my life, I cried … Continue reading We Made IT!
. Immediately after hanging up the phone I burst out in laughter with tears running down my face. Then I went directly to Twitter and aired s*** the fuck out. Every picture his baby mama posted, I commented with a "Yaw cute AF *insert kissy face* " or "#RelationshipGoals" I was livid, but that wasn't … Continue reading Let’s Not Wait Till The Water Runs Dry
Tip No.763: A Hoodrat will hold her nigga down no matter what the test. A ride or die if you must. An adjacent will hold her nigga down until he goes to jail, he does some shit that may cause her to go to jail, mess up her face, or just inconvenience her in any … Continue reading Adjacent Tip of The Week
Taking a break from the bs. Today, I lost my auntie. I'm sad. I'm confused. I have a headache and I need a f****** hug. I feel like a big ass baby right now, sobbing softly in the dark trying not to wake my terrorist two-year-old. When you're young, every adult seems immortal to you. … Continue reading Untitled (Untee)
So now I got my n**** back! We're doing great making it better than it ever has been okay! No fights no arguments no b******. I changed all my social media pages to Gabrielle Monique Khalifa (big mistake). Things were obviously real f***** official. Wiz told me that the year he was MIA he'd been … Continue reading Them suckas wasn’t adding up
So where did I leave off... Okay so now we're both unemployed. In love but broke. And to top it off, my dumb a** discarded birth control days after my 20th birthday in December (smfh.) For Hoodrat couples there are only a few options, sell drugs and/or box, rap, or play basketball. I wasn't selling … Continue reading Make it Like It Was Part 3 (1 of…)